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Sketch del spam (Monty Python's Flying Circus - 1969)

Castellano (traducción: Ana Valderrama)

Escena: Un bar. En una mesa, un grupo de Vikingos con cascos con cuernos. Un hombre y su esposa son depositados desde el techo en una mesa.

Hombre: Eric Idle
Esposa: Graham Chapman
Camarera: Terry Jones

Hombre: Sentate aquí, querida.
Esposa: Está bien.
Hombre: (a la camarera) Buen día!
Camarera: Buen día!
Hombre: Bien. ¿Qué tienen?
Camarera: Esteee... hay huevo y panceta; huevo, salchichas y panceta; huevo y spam; huevo, panceta, salchichas y spam; spam, panceta, salchichas y spam; spam, huevo, spam, spam, panceta y spam; salchichas, spam, spam, panceta, spam, tomate y spam, ....
Vikingos: (comenzando a cantar) spam, spam, spam, spam .....
Camarera: ..... spam, spam, spam, huevo y spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, arvejas cocidas, spam, spam, spam.......
Vikingos: (cantando) Spam! Rico spam! Rico spam!
Camarera: ......o Langosta Termidor a la Crevette con salsa mornay a la Provenzal con cebollitas y berenjenas acompañada con paté de trufas, cognac, un huevo frito encima y spam.
Esposa: ¿Tienen algo sin spam?
Camarera: Bueno, hay spam, huevo, salchichas y spam, que no tiene mucho spam.
Esposa: No quiero nada de spam!
Hombre: ¿Por qué no le trae huevo, panceta, spam y salchichas?
Esposa: Porque tiene spam!
Hombre: Pero no tiene tanto como el spam, huevo, salchichas y spam, no?
Vikingos: spam, spam, spam, spam ("in crescendo" durante las siguientes frases de la conversación)
Esposa: ¿Podría preparar huevo, panceta, spam y salchichas sin spam, entonces?
Camarera: Urgghh!
Esposa: ¿Qué quiere decir con "Urgghh!"? No me gusta el spam!
Vikingos: Rico spam! Maravilloso spam!
Camarera: Cállense!
Vikingos: Rico spam! Maravilloso spam!
Camarera: Cállense! (los Vikingos se detienen) Malditos Vikingos! No, no puede pedir huevo, panceta y salchichas sin spam.
Esposa: (chilla) No me gusta el spam!
Hombre: Shhh, querida, no hagas un escándalo. Yo me comeré tu spam. Me encanta. Y voy a pedir spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, arvejas cocidas, spam, spam, spam y spam!
Vikingos: (cantando) Spam, spam, spam, spam. Rico spam! Maravilloso spam!
Camarera: Cállense! No nos quedaron arvejas.
Hombre: Bueno, ¿podría comer el spam de ella en lugar de las arvejas, entonces?
Camarera: Quiere decir spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam .... (pero es demasiado tarde, y el canto de los Vikingos ahoga el sonido de sus palabras)
Vikingos: Spam, spam, spam, spam. Rico spam! Maravilloso spam! Spam, spa-a-a-a-a-am, spa-a-a-a-a-am, spam. Rico spam! Rico spam! Rico spam! Rico spam! Rico spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam.

 


Original inglés

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: (to Waitress) Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want any spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: That's got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

 

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