Sketch del spam (Monty Python's Flying Circus - 1969)
Castellano (traducción: Ana Valderrama)
Escena: Un bar. En una mesa, un grupo de Vikingos con cascos con cuernos. Un hombre y su esposa son depositados desde el techo en una mesa.
Hombre:
Eric Idle
Esposa: Graham Chapman
Camarera: Terry Jones
Hombre:
Sentate aquí, querida.
Esposa: Está bien.
Hombre: (a la camarera)
Buen día!
Camarera: Buen día!
Hombre: Bien. ¿Qué
tienen?
Camarera: Esteee... hay huevo
y panceta; huevo, salchichas y panceta;
huevo y spam; huevo, panceta, salchichas
y spam; spam, panceta, salchichas
y spam; spam, huevo, spam, spam, panceta
y spam; salchichas, spam, spam, panceta,
spam, tomate y spam, ....
Vikingos: (comenzando a
cantar) spam, spam, spam, spam
.....
Camarera: ..... spam, spam,
spam, huevo y spam; spam, spam, spam,
spam, spam, arvejas cocidas, spam,
spam, spam.......
Vikingos: (cantando)
Spam! Rico spam! Rico spam!
Camarera: ......o Langosta
Termidor a la Crevette con salsa mornay
a la Provenzal con cebollitas y berenjenas
acompañada con paté
de trufas, cognac, un huevo frito
encima y spam.
Esposa: ¿Tienen algo
sin spam?
Camarera: Bueno, hay spam,
huevo, salchichas y spam, que no tiene
mucho spam.
Esposa: No quiero nada de spam!
Hombre: ¿Por qué
no le trae huevo, panceta, spam y
salchichas?
Esposa: Porque tiene spam!
Hombre: Pero no tiene tanto
como el spam, huevo, salchichas y
spam, no?
Vikingos: spam, spam, spam,
spam ("in crescendo" durante las
siguientes frases de la conversación)
Esposa: ¿Podría
preparar huevo, panceta, spam y salchichas
sin spam, entonces?
Camarera: Urgghh!
Esposa: ¿Qué
quiere decir con "Urgghh!"? No me
gusta el spam!
Vikingos: Rico spam! Maravilloso
spam!
Camarera: Cállense!
Vikingos: Rico spam! Maravilloso
spam!
Camarera: Cállense!
(los Vikingos se detienen)
Malditos Vikingos! No, no puede pedir
huevo, panceta y salchichas sin spam.
Esposa: (chilla) No
me gusta el spam!
Hombre: Shhh, querida, no hagas
un escándalo. Yo me comeré
tu spam. Me encanta. Y voy a pedir
spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam, arvejas cocidas, spam, spam,
spam y spam!
Vikingos: (cantando)
Spam, spam, spam, spam. Rico spam!
Maravilloso spam!
Camarera: Cállense!
No nos quedaron arvejas.
Hombre: Bueno, ¿podría
comer el spam de ella en lugar de
las arvejas, entonces?
Camarera: Quiere decir spam,
spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
.... (pero es demasiado tarde,
y el canto de los Vikingos ahoga el
sonido de sus palabras)
Vikingos: Spam, spam, spam,
spam. Rico spam! Maravilloso spam!
Spam, spa-a-a-a-a-am, spa-a-a-a-a-am,
spam. Rico spam! Rico spam! Rico spam!
Rico spam! Rico spam! Spam, spam,
spam, spam.
Original inglés
Man:
You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: (to Waitress) Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg
and bacon; egg sausage and bacon;
egg and spam; egg bacon and spam;
egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon
sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam
bacon and spam; spam sausage spam
spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: (starting to chant)
Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam
egg and spam; spam spam spam spam
spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: (singing) Spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor
a Crevette with a mornay sauce served
in a Provencale manner with shallots
and aubergines garnished with truffle
pate, brandy and with a fried egg
on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything
without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam
egg sausage and spam, that's not got
much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want any spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg
bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: That's got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam
in it as spam egg sausage and spam,
has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam
(crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg
bacon spam and sausage without the
spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'?
I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings
stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't
have egg bacon spam and sausage without
the spam.
Wife: (shrieks) I don't
like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause
a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love
it. I'm having spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings: (singing) Spam
spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans
are off.
Man: Well could I have her
spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam
spam spam spam... (but it is too
late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam.
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam
spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am
spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely
spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam
spam spam spam!
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